Okay, so… this is new. Like, really new. I've always been curious, you know? About… myself. About what brings me pleasure. And tonight, I’m taking matters into my own hands. Literally.

I’ve got candles lit, music playing softly, and a… selection of… items. Things I've only read about, seen in movies, or maybe glimpsed online. (I bite my lip) I'm a little nervous, a little excited, and a whole lot unsure of what I'm doing. But there's something thrilling about exploring this side of myself, about discovering what makes my body tingle and my breath catch in my throat.

(take a deep breath) Wish me luck. This is going to be… interesting. (hope so)