Years ago, and I (M38 now) mean YEARS ago while I was working as a summer student, I got picked up by a couple at a huge party. I was maybe 22 or 23 and very very drunk and obviously very horny. The guy suggested to me that we head back to their motorhome and since his wife was gorgeous I agreed.

He offered that if I fuck his ass while she watched, I could then fuck her however I wanted. I figured an asshole is an asshole and he didn’t want to fuck me so I was game. I dropped my shorts and stroked to get hard but was clearly more hung than he anticipated. He lined up and I tried but couldn’t get into his ass.

His wife laughed and teased him and said I should try her instead. But the guy was so embarrassed and mad by that point that he was having none of it. So she started sucking my cock in front of him and said “well I guess you can’t have my pussy but my mouth is fair game.” She sucked me off in front of him, then spat my load all over his balls and cock. He was limp by that point so I put my shorts back on and left them to figure out what’s next.