I’ve gotten a lot of people asking where I’ve been and that’s a good question so here’s a surface level answer. Kind of surface level. Sorry for the lack of detail but I can fix that don’t worry.

So if you know me you know I love dick. Like I’m absolutely obsessed with it. To the point that I feel bad for straight men who will never know the sheer ecstasy of having that glorious thick meaty rod inside them.

Unfortunately my obsession with dick, really with one in particular, got the better of me and I spiraled very badly so I spent a few months giving up my favorite appendage cold turkey. In fact I gave up almost all sex completely. And for a while I was doing good. With sexting and toys I was able to keep myself pretty satisfied but eventually I fell off the wagon. And landed on every dick I passed on the way down.

It kind of started mid December, I told you all this story. The 20 year old who blew my back out for a couple of days. Well that started me down a rabbit hole and I haven’t looked back sense. Here’s some teasers of some things I’ve been up to. Or down to may be a better answer. I’ll tell the long detailed versions but in the order you horny people pick for me. Vote the one you wanna read most and we go from there

1) Rick returns for a few days.

It was actually the first dick of 2025. He came for a few days of work. I’m so happy his company has a hub in my town. And for three days and nights whenever we got the time he turned my holes inside out. And yes plural. I let him in them all once I can’t really deny it anymore. Besides I’m starting to like it.

2) gave a guy from the swiping app his first blowjob and he absolutely loved it. As a thank you he put my legs behind my head and rearranged my insides for me.

3) was in a throuple for a few weeks with a good friend and her husband who has the biggest cock I’ve ever seen. Technically this started in November but didn’t fully heat up until a couple of weeks ago

4) finished off a long term blowjob bet with a guy that was starting to get old but ended up getting some of the best dick I’ve ever gotten. Ended up keeping me full all night. I’m still tingling just typing that sentence out. The best part is that we’ve decided to give FWB with potential for more a try. In fact next weekend while everyone is doing whatever they do I will be in a cabin by a frozen lake getting turned into a Twinkie

Now this is by no means the full list of my fun. In fact I don’t think I’ve spent a night alone or even in my own bed in almost a month. In short we are just hitting the third week of the new year and I’ve been the biggest slut I’ve ever been and don’t see any need or desire to slow down any time soon.

So okay you horny little pervs. Start that vote. Tell me which story you want me to tell in deeply graphic detail. Otherwise I’ll just pick and who knows what I’ll pick. lol