Back in college I lived in a house with my gf and 3 of her friends. One night we decided to play a drinking game and got pretty wasted. At one point we were playing a game on the tv that would make you drink over stupid questions. The one question said “drink if your dick is bigger than 5 inches” I made a joke that I wasn’t that big so I can’t drink but my drunk gf goes “ you’ll have to take 2 drinks for how big it is”. I gave her a look like damn you just told your friends I have a big dick and she looked back at me with some fuck me eyes. I really didn’t think much about it and forgotten about it moments later but at the end of night when all the girls were toasted and went to bed I stayed in the living room to clean up and watch a lil YouTube. The roommate(Gianna) comes down stairs and I say what’s up and she just grabbing a drink she says. I Alwyas know when Gianna is drunk cause her one eye doesn’t open all the way. She sits down at the kitchen table and as I am walking around I keep seeing her look at my dick. I look at her and say “you good” and she looks up at me and says is your dick really THAT big”. I laughed and just said yes it’s massive and winked at her. She says “show me then” and I say “I’m not hard you won’t be able to see it’s massive length hard” I was being a smartass cause I wasn’t going to show her my dick. She goes “mmmm okay” and goes into the bathroom. She comes back out and is completely naked. I just stare at her and say “what are you doing”. She says “I just want to see it one time”. I let her walk up to me and put her naked body on me as I put my hands on her. She grabs my sweatpants and drops them as she goes to her knees. My dick flops out and smacks her in the face and she just goes “oh fuck” and starts trying to suck my dick. She wraps both hands around it and Jsut keeps telling me how big it is which makes me super horny. I pick her up from the ground and bend her over the kitchen table and start fucking her. I put her back on her knees and cum all over her face and tits. We don’t say anything and she just goes upstairs for the night.