So yeah, I just started working at this boring as fuck job at an insurance agency bc my sister knows some of the girls that work at the HR dept. Easy as fuck work that you can't fuck up, doing payroll, processing, all that stuff.

Anyway, the day I joined, literally as part of my "orientation" the girls tell me, hol up, never ever talk to this one guy, and I'm like who? Apparently there's this late 30s douchebag that works there that hits up all the girls and is forever single. I woulda been fooled because he's not like, unattractive, but he sure as fuck gives off cringe vibes.

first of all, hes giving napoleon. 5'7 and has that short guy attitude about everything (so he's only 3 inches taller than me lol). he pretends to be suave, when he just so obnoxiously looks at my tits the first time he came by and talked to me at the break room. also, like he tries to be all successful finance bro but like c'mon. he dresses preppy but i know for sure he does NOT make shit (i know how much he makes lol). he told everyone that his tesla is in the shop... 8 months ago apparently lol, and drives in in a cheap ass old as fuck Prius. and he liteally once pretend in conversation with me and this other girl that his mortgage payments were "so high" and that "people who a lot of money in this country have it hard" and meanwhile i know where he lives and its a dumpy ass fucking apartment building.

and on and on. like it never stops with this guy.

one girl in our dept said she stupidly went on a date with him (cause she started off as an exec assistant and didn't know the whole story... not that Jim is an executive but like, she just didn't have the intel we have haha), and she said he tried to get her to give him a handy by the 3rd hour of the date. like whattttt the fuck?? and apparently she said he put her hand on his pants in his car and she felt like... nothing, so i'm assuming Mr. Big Shot has a micro.

anyways, i think im this close to saying yes to a date from him (and he's asked, oh boy has he asked... like repeatedly, over and over and over) and i'm thinking i want to humiliate this douchebag to the whole office. say yes to the date, maybe get him back to his place and take pics or something to get him back for being a prick.

would love some ideas but yeah, vengeful me is coming out lol