This isn’t even close to the sluttiest confession on here but I have to share. I’m a 43(m) who spends a lot of time waiting around in the car for work. I’m addicted to scrolling through Reddit to pass the time while I’m waiting.

I’m parked on the street in downtown Chicago and happened to be rubbing myself over my pants while I’m scrolling. Unbeknownst to me, a pretty attractive woman walks between my car and the little outdoor fencing. I didn’t see her until it was too late. She looks into the window and definitely sees the dick print in my slacks with my hand rubbing the tip and the X-rated image on my phone.

My face went flush with embarrassment and I just froze. The best part was she looked me dead in the eye, smirked, gave me a little wink and kept walking. Now I can’t stop thinking about this woman!