This will be one of the milder confessions out there, but here we go. My husband and I went to see the nutcracker with his family. For a bit of background, they come from money, I don’t.

Afterwards, we were out at dinner and my husband was kind of buzzed. I was talking to my mother in law about how impressive the dances were and how I couldn’t do it.

My husband looks me dead in the eyes and says “you used to dance on stage I’m sure you could do it”.

I quickly lied that I did a bit of dance in college, but not ballet. Little does his proper family know that their daughter in law paid for college by first bartending at a strip club, then later dancing at one.

While their son’s college was paid for, their daughter in law was shaking her ass and tits on stage to make ends meet.