My ex has always made a big deal of my penis size, to the point of fetishizing it. We broke up years ago, but kept in touch here and there.

A few months ago, despite being married(unbeknownst to me) she asked for a dick pic so she could “prove to her coworkers how big it was”.

I sent the picture, she and her coworkers questioned me about my size for a bit and that was it. Or so I thought.

Today, I received a text from her freaking out. She and her husband were fighting.

She had left her phone unlocked and her Husband went through her pictures and found the picture of my dick. He(who is apparently not well endowed) went through the roof.

He demanded to know who it was and she said it was a random guy she found on Reddit.

She asked me to put the pic I sent her on Reddit so she could prove it to him. So I did.

If my ex comes across this, you’re welcome.