I know I’m not alone here: good life, great friends, just a wholesome person… but every now and then, there’s something so freeing and exciting about the anonymity of reddit, the outlet to post all your secret, dirty thoughts and habits. It’s so fun having a dirty little secret, especially at a time where you really shouldn’t… like today, when I impulsively took the day off! My schedule went 8 hours of meetings, to 8 hours of filthy possibilities.

So, what am I going to do? I’m going to spend the day just giving in. Smoking a joint, porn on the main tv, casually stroking as I do laundry, chatting, RPing, exchanging porn, I’m up for it all!

It’s so intoxicating to see that new chat alert, or a new message from an ongoing, increasingly dirty conversation. Saying something filthy and daring, then waiting in horny anticipation for the reply. It’s so alluring imagining the sexy person on the other end of the chat, picturing how each word might make them bite their lip, or squeeze their thighs together.

Come spend this Wednesday with me, inspire new and naughtier activities, let’s just have some uninhibited dirty fun!