I (F30) love surprising delivery drivers with a quick view this time of year and it so easy now to know pretty much exactly when to expect them. I enjoy seeing reactions and I play along from there depending upon how they react.. I’ve been apologized to, thanked, ogled at, fondled, fucked, ignored completely. It’s all in good fun for the ho ho ho-liday season.

Well today, just now in my Mrs Clause robe with a red cupless bra and my titties absolutely just hanging out, I swung upon the door right as a 50 yo woman was knelt down dropping an Amazon box at my doorstep. Her jaw dropped and she just knelt there below me staring at my boobs with her mouth aghast. I don’t know that she ever would have moved so after maybe 10 seconds of frozen in time awkwardness I bent over and grabbed the Amazon box and said ‘thanks’ before spinning around and slamming the door.

Had never had a woman deliverer before and now I feel left in need a man’s admiration 🤷🏻‍♀️