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Celebrating my Divorce on Reddit (F UK)
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So this is my first post on my "Dirty" account, but the rest of this happened a year ago on my "professional" account.

I am a mum of 2 in my 30s, and at the time, my marriage had run its course and we were going through a bit of a toxic divorce, I tried to keep things amicable but that takes 2 sides. Anyway, it was a long drawn out process that was really taking it out of me, however towards the end, I started seeing light at the end of the tunnel and feeling myself again.

I had a SFW reddit, for general use and some professional stuff too, but randomly, I came across a subreddit where, how should I put it, kind gentlemen offer their services of cunnilingus to damsels like myself. Now usually I would have kept scrolling, but I have not been eaten out in more than a decade, so this piqued my interest, and when I saw a local lad posting on there, I was forced to message him.

Initially, it was just out of curiosity, I didn't think men ate out nowadays, but Chris was the perfect blend of funny, cheeky, confident and naughty, we got on like a house on fire. I wasn't intending on doing anything (or so I told myself) but he was a really great chatter. It was around that time, I got an email from my lawyer confirming my divorce had been finalised. I told this to Chris (weird I know, but anyway...) and obviously he said we had to celebrate, he suggested meeting for a coffee in the morning (friday) and booking a day room, if we get on, we have a place to finish off the celebrations, and if not, we both get a nice drink and it's only £50 or so wasted.

He was quite convincing and after a verification videocall, we agreed to meet, and that next morning, despite it being the depths of winter, I found myself doing the school drop off in a mini summer wrap dress (he asked for it) before going to meet him at the hotel reception coffee shop. Thankfully, my mum had already offered to take the kids for the weekend to give me a break.

By the time I got warm enough to take my coat off, I felt a hand on the small of my back, it was Chris who was 10x better looking in person. We hugged and he gave me a peck on the lips as his hand slipped to my bum, honestly I love that confidence. We got drinks and sat down, his hands all over my thighs, we didn't last 10 mins before we were making out in the elevator on the way up to the room.

Soon I was naked and he was in his tight boxers (he said no reciprocation needed) and he was kissing me all over, teasing me for at least 45 mins before even touching my vagina. I think I must have cum as soon as his tongue flicked it, but that didn't stop him from eating me out for an hour, I almost squashed his head in between my thighs. After that he laid down and asked me to sit on his face, wild, I was in my element, riding this poor mans face like a horse. I think i was on O number 5, when his tongue slimed its way to my ass hole, utter bliss.

At that point, the pre cum seeping through his boxers was too tempting, without asking, I unwrapped it and we were in 69 for a while. I think it was an unspoken acknowledgement that we were going to fuck, and soon enough it happened. We ended up going at it for hours, before agreeing to call the hotel and extend out stay over night.

I think the cherry on top was when my lawyer called to see how I was doing, ngl I am a bit of a flirt, so maybe he was hoping for another kind of thank you, but halfway through the convo, Chris shouts "Mate she is doing just fine" before giving me some audible back shots.

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