A few weeks ago I was at a new bar for the first time and I was talking to a few people when this guy approached me. I went over and started talking to him but didn't really hit it off.

I tried giving him a few hints that I wasn't interested but he wasn't really picking up on what I was doing. I kept trying but it wasn't working so I eventually said in a joking way "look I'm sorry but if you're not paying me for anything I'm not interested". He looked shocked for a second but then asked if I was serious. I said that I was just kidding but he was insistent. I started thinking and was actually starting to think it was a good idea. I had another drink and then went and found him again and agreed to it. I told him I'd suck his dick for $50.

We went to his car and I gave him the best possible blow job I could in that small space. It must've been pretty good though because he came in my mouth pretty quickly. We both went back to the bar and pretended like nothing happened.

Looking back on it I'm glad I didnt get murdered lol, it was definitely really exciting though.