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My dick dwarfed her bf’s
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Growing up, I was always the quiet kid. I kept to myself for most of high school, but was approached one day by a beautiful girl who became one of my best friends.

Her bf however was not a fan of our friendship, or me in general. He would constantly talk shit about me to her and her friends in an attempt to make her distance herself from me, but she powered through.

One day, he decided to start spreading a rumor that because I walked awkwardly(I was in marching band and had great posture/glided), it meant I had a small dick. I was mortified to hear that rumor spreading, but I honestly didn’t even know if he was right or not.

One night, his girlfriend and her friends were having a sleepover and were drinking. I randomly received a message from them asking if the rumors were true.

I told them I wasn’t sure and that I had never really measured it. They told me to send them a picture and that “they would be the judge”.

I remember my entire body shaking like a leaf from nerves while I took the picture. Against my better judgement, I sent it.

She replied “What the actual fuck??”

I was mortified. I just sent this beautiful girl a picture of my allegedly small penis and her reaction was WTF??

I asked what was wrong and she replied “That’s not you. That’s not your penis”. I was confused and asked what she meant. She replied “that’s got to be a dildo, there’s no way your dick is that huge”.

I was in shock. I sent another picture to make sure it wasn’t just a flattering angle and again, they responded with disbelief.

My ego must have grown 3 times that day. Following that night, new rumors started circulating through the school. Much faster at that, due to the amount of witnesses involved.

It eventually got back to the girl’s bf and he was NOT happy that she saw the picture. They had a huge fight and ended up breaking up over it.

Not long after, she and I became closer and eventually started dating ourselves. We got to the bedroom for the first time and upon seeing it in person, I was met with the best, most satisfying compliment I had ever received.

“You’re way bigger soft than my ex was hard!”

I have ridden the high from that compliment ever since and it caused me to realize that my size wasn’t just unusual for my age, but in general. I have a near 10” dick and almost let another man convince me I was small.

Oh well. Karma is a bitch.

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