Back during the pandemic when my partner sold sexual content, she'd have nights where you could pay for sexting sessions. Now, I admit my partner is not the best at sexting, but talking to some of these dumb motherfuckers was like pulling teeth. These people could not carry a conversation to save their lives. She'd get so frustrated by it she's exchange sexting session to me for blowjobs (or other sexy favors)

Obviously I impersonated her and Boi, let me tell you, I made those sad sacks cum buckets 😂 idk if I was simply good at it, or maybe it's because I'm a guy and I know what guys are interested in, but I had them eating out of the palm of my hand. It makes me chuckle wondering how many times something similar had happened to them or to me unbeknownst