I don’t work from the office all that often, typically from home. So, on those in-person days, you think I could leave the all day horniness for a later day…. And that fact alone, the idea that it’s wrong, impulsive, risky… is exactly why I’m sitting here insatiably hard and throbbing under the desk.

I swear, the added risk of being caught, of someone catching a glimpse of my phone and realizing I’m not the innocent, good-natured coworker, is intoxicating. I love trying to maintain my composure while looking at something filthy under my desk, or typing out a chat response while my coworker assumes I’m texting something mundane.

I love secretly doing something dirty when I’m definitely not supposed to. That jolt of electricity when that new chat request comes in is addicting. I can’t be the only one, right? Come tell me your discreet and dirty habits, come challenge my office composure, and let’s have a fun day and night!

Come be my dirty little workday secret.