So I’m at work right now, in rehearsals for a show which opens this week and while I’m in my dressing room waiting to be called I thought I’d write down who in the theatre I’d like to shag (so far). I might edit this post over the next few weeks as I keep working my way through my Christmas list!

Aladdin: he’s a sweet guy, and I think he is already sleeping with one of the other dancers so it could happen

Genie: he is super fit, and as of last night I can confirm he has a huge cock. Too big for me tbh, i prefer to be able to ride a dick without it hurting

The emperor: he’s an older guy with a salt and pepper beard which I find really hot. I think he likes me and something tells me he would be great at licking my clit

The sound guy: I love the crew, and the sound guy is quiet and hasn’t come out with us yet. He’s very handsome and I’ve started flirting with him but he is going to take time

I’ve already fucked one of the male dancers, and I know he’s told the other two so I might even get all three!

The guy who brings our microphones round is quite nervous around us girls, which is adorable. I’m definitely going to get him to help me put my microphone cable under my costume. He’ll blush so red when I accidentally show him my tits!

There are two guys on the stage crew I would totally fuck. They are strong and could throw me around like a doll! It makes me wet watching them move all the scenery around.