Helllllo. I hate Sundays. So to lighten the pre-Monday blues, I shall share a tale of lovers three.

First, I have only had one threesome in my life, and this one was it. I'm down for another. I'd love two guys. One on each titty, one in each hole. But enough of my intrusive thoughts.

I was the third in a birthday threesome. It was with one of my best friends and his girlfriend at the time.

He was cute. She was weird. I like weird, but she wasn't even the kind of weird that I like. But she was hot. She had her nippies pierced, as do I. Hers were little hearts though, which I thought was cute.

Personality aside, she did have a nice figure. She was probably in the higher end of a C cup and had a cute little bubble booty.

He was fairly toned, but wouldn't say he was super fit. Four inch cock rock hard. Looked smaller compared to his balls.

Everything was fine. He requested that we kiss. We did so. Got a little bit of boobie grabbage and booty squeezing.

We did all of the things people do in these scenarios. I ate her out. He ate me out. She ate me out. He ate her out. We shared a blowjob. At one point we accidently exchanged pubes in our mouths. Still don't remember who's was who's, but hey.

A little bit later I was giving him oral. Out of nowhere she starts ferociously ramming her pelvis into my ass. She wasn't even wearing a harness or anything. Just bare pussy.

The whole time she was saying "You like this thick fucking cock daddy?"

I'm not a daddy. I have ovaries. And she had no cock, let alone a thick one.

A very strange girl indeed, but hey, it worked for the night.