A few nights back I was texting this guy friend of mine and after some time we started sending nudes. We were both so horny and I wanted him right here touching me. My hand just wasn't cutting it anymore and I needed something bigger. No way could I buy a dildo.. my family would kill me if they found out. So in the dead of night I sauntered into the kitchen pants-less which felt freakin' awesome. There was this cucumber all bumpy and perfect for the job. I booked it back to my room, and that cucumber did the trick. Afterwards, I washed it, and put it back. The next day.. my mom made a salad using all the cucumbers. Thinking about it now makes me giggle inside but I swear.. never again