I corresponded with a lady on a dating site. When the correspondence became constant, I asked her to meet me. She asked me what I would give her as a first date gift. First of all, I didn't want my answer to provoke a list of gifts for the first date: a bouquet of flowers, champagne, candy, a new iPhone, a diamond, car keys, apartment, secondly, I wanted to answer somehow original, so I wrote:

- Sex, drugs, rock and roll.

- I'm not interested in drugs and rock 'n' roll, but sex is an interesting proposition.

- Are you brazen?

I thought that answering “yes” or “no” might not be the right answer, so I answered: “Don't worry, if anything happens, it will be consensual.

- Then come to my place. She replied.

I didn't pay much attention to these words at that time.

I came to her place. After taking off my shoes, I was sent to the bathtub to wash my hands.

- Here's a towel for you to wipe your hands. I hope you have enough to wrap yourself with.
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