There’s something so freeing and exciting about the anonymity of reddit, the ability to post all your secret, dirty thoughts and habits. It’s so fun having a dirty little secret throughout my day.

I work from home, and if you asked my coworkers, I think they’d say I would be the last person making this post. I log onto calls on time, my office is tidy and well-lit, I’m always clean, smiling, and attentive. If only they knew the dirty daydreams I have, or the very NSFW things constantly filling my phone screen. I swear, I’m addicted to that jolt of electricity that you get doing something dirty in a place you definitely shouldn’t.

It’s so intoxicating to see that new chat alert, or a new message from an ongoing, increasingly dirty conversation. I love the anticipation for that next message, the way you pretend to try and re-focus on something else… just for your heart to skip a beat the instant that little red circled “1” shows up next to your chat icon. They responded back!

I love imagining the sexy person on the other end of the chat, picturing how each word might make them bite their lip, or squeeze their thighs together. I love knowing a little about my chat partner, just so that we can fantasize about the scene on either end of the steamy conversation.

Come be my dirty little workday secret?