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I (35M) Accidently Showed the Cleaners my Dick
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My wife and I have cleaners come ever 3 weeks or so, and they usually work around me as I work from home. I'd had a bit of a horny streak that morning, so I decided to take a picture of myself and share it on here. I took the pic, uploaded it, but saved it to my desktop.

The cleaners arrived and started their usual routine, and waiting until the last possible minute to come clean inside my office. I stood, leaving my desktop unlocked (nothing out of the ordinary), and exited the room while they did their work. As I sat in our living room, I saw one after the other come in while cleaning the office. This seemed odd to me. As they exited, 2 of the 3 looked at me and walked to the other room, and started chatting quietly with one another.

As they were leaving, one of the cleaners lingered for a moment, asking me how they did, and if I had anything I needed cleaned before the left. I said no, said my goodbyes, and went back into the office. That's when I noticed that my computer hadn't gone to sleep, and the screen was still on.

I looked further, and noticed that I had forgotten to delete the picture from my desktop.

The next time they came, I noticed that one cleaner had returned (we usually got a new crew each time). It was was the lingerer from the previous visit. She insisted on cleaning my office, and seemed to be trying very hard to talk to me. I didn't have the picture on my desktop in this instance, but had a theory I wanted to try out.

The next time they came, I was prepared. I'd saved the image to my desktop hoping she'd return. To my surprise, she did, and she insisted on cleaning my office again. As I left, I heard her call for the others, each one filing in there one after the other, just like the first time.

I may continue to do this and take different pics for her to see...but who knows.

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