I was tired of the delivery guys leaving packages at the main door everytime and a few weeks ago while talking about it with one of my late night booty calls , he suggested perhaps I should call the guy up instead of buzzing just the door open and let him see me in barely enough clothing that’s necessary.

A few days ago I had ecided to act on the idea , called him up when he rang the doorbell and as I opened the door standing in my bra and thongs , he instantly turned his face around embarrasingly uttering bouts of apologies. I calmed him and said it’s fine. He handed me the device to sign and I made sure I was extemely slow in doing it . From the corner of my eye I could fully see him eyeing my up and when I finished , I just said “Please do deliver the packages right to the door “ and smiled . He was flushed red , blubbered a meek “Ja, kein problem “ and left .

Since then I have two packages being delivered right at my doorstep . He was here even today , saw I was getting ready for gym and just commented ,”Mashallah” before leaving . I think I have cracked a very common problem in Germany finally !