Well yesterday I finally ventured into one of the sex shops that’s near my place and coming from India , you can well imagine it was akin to Disneyland for me . It was this shop named ‘Orion’ and I was flabbergasted at the range and scale of toys and stuff on display . Seeing that I was confused and taken aback , the lady at the shop approached me and asked if there was anything I was looking for . I casually remarked it was my first and I was unsure what to look for .

She then smiled and then we entered this pretty weird but stimulating as hell discussion about basically my sexual preferences . She was like , “how do you like your clit to be handled , with the paws of cat or like the tongue of a tiger” , “do you like your pussy to be bombarded with earthquakes or do you like to be fondled nice and sweet “ and so on . I don’t even remember half of what she said now , but it was weird , funny and hot at the same time . She was Eastern European and I ended up talking for about half an hour over my sexual preference with her . At the end , she handed me a pamphlet saying “think about it , no worries . Have a look and then you can come back again and get what your body needs “. I came back home and had to immediately kinda get myself off to achieve clarity and now I am pondering what to buy as perhaps my first sex toy !