I’m such a piss slut. I was talking to this guy a while back and he told me I wasn’t allowed to piss without his permission. It was a Saturday night and i told him I’d be going to my friends place, please may I pee?

He laughed at me. It was a stupid question.

So I went over to my friends’ place, big hydroflask in hand. I was a good girl and I drank two big cups while we watched a movie, just like sir told me to. And then I texted sir, and asked if I could piss yet.

He told me I could piss. But he wanted me to save it for him, to see how good I was for him. He wanted me to save all my piss for him for the rest of the night.

Except I was still at my friends’ place. Too bad. That was his response. “Too bad.”

I had to piss so bad, I wasn’t going to make it home.

So I stood up and said I needed to pee, and get myself another drink, did anyone want anything. No, don’t pause the movie for me. And then I went into the bathroom, opened the lid of my hydroflask, and pissed right inside.

I’ve never done anything even semi public before. I have an exhibitionist kink, but anonymously. The anonymity is key. But I have never been so fucking turned on as when I went into my friends’ bathroom and pissed in my own cup, then put the lid on, grabbed a water bottle from the kitchen, sat with a hydroflask full of warm piss in my lap, finished a movie, and carried it home.

Because I was his filthy desperate little piss slut.