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Just answered the door naked
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This literally just happened like 10 minutes ago, and honestly, I still canā€™t believe I did it.

So, I was in the shower, minding my own business, not really expecting anything, when suddenly the doorbell rings. And Iā€™m like, ā€œOh crap, thatā€™s probably the DPD driver with my package.ā€ Normally, Iā€™d hop out, grab a towel, and answer the door like a normal person. But for some reason, I didnā€™t. I donā€™t even know why.

Instead, I just got out of the shower, still soaking wet, and went straight to the door. No towel, no nothingā€”just me, naked and dripping water everywhere. I know it sounds crazy, but there was this weird excitement that came over me, so I just went with it. Opened the door, not even thinking.

And there he was, the DPD guy, standing there with my parcel. The second he saw me, his face was priceless. Like, he didnā€™t know what to do for a second. He tried to stay all professional, but I could see him struggling to keep his eyes on my face.

ā€œUh, package for you,ā€ he says, kinda awkward, like he doesnā€™t know where to look. His eyes flicked down real quick, then back up like he was trying hard not to stare, but obviously, he noticed.

I just smiled like it was the most normal thing in the world. ā€œThanks,ā€ I said, taking the package from him, still standing there soaking wet. There was this awkward silence for a second, like he wasnā€™t sure what to do. I could see him trying so hard to stay cool, but letā€™s be realā€”he was totally flustered.

After what felt like forever, he mumbled something like, ā€œHave a good day,ā€ and practically ran back to his van. I shut the door and just stood there, heart pounding, like, ā€œDid I really just do that?ā€

So yeah, that happened 10 minutes ago. I feel kinda embarrassed, but at the same time, thereā€™s this rush I canā€™t shake. Wonder what heā€™s thinking right nowā€¦

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