It all started when my brother, the vegan of my family, made me watch some Netflix documentaries about the horrors of the meat industry. You know, the ones that guilt you into giving up cheeseburgers. After hours of watching animals suffer, I gave in and said, “Fine, I’ll try this vegan thing!”

Three days in, and I was already craving meat like crazy. So, in desperation, I texted my brother, “I need meat. I’m dying here!”

His response? “Semen is high in protein. You shouldn’t have trouble finding some—you’re young, blonde, and blue-eyed, after all.” Classic big brother.

I laughed it off, but then I thought, “Wait a second… could I actually make this a thing?” The Cum Diet. Protein is important, right? So, why not give it a shot?

Curious, I texted this guy I’d been seeing—let’s call him the Protein Producer. We hadn’t seen each other in a few days, so I decided to play it cool. I sent him a casual, “Hey, what are you up to? Need some company tonight?”

His response was immediate: “Come over. Now.”

I smiled, threw on something cute but casual, and headed over. When I knocked on his door, he answered with a grin. Before he could even speak, I dropped to my knees and started sucking him off.

He was definitely surprised but very happy. “Fuck Kayla, what got into you?” he said, running his fingers through my hair. Without taking his cock out of my mouth, I gave a muffled “Mmhmm.” He slid his fingers deeper into my hair, grabbed my head, and pushed his cock further down my throat. He moaned and released a huge load into my mouth, which I eagerly swallowed, feeling satisfied to finally have some real protein in my belly.

For the next two weeks, this became a nightly ritual. I’d visit my Protein Producer’s place and suck him dry to get my dose of protein. Let’s just say, I got really good at making sure not a single drop of cum went to waste. I mean, I couldn’t afford to lose any precious protein, right? He never knew why I’d suddenly started swallowing everything, but he sure wasn’t complaining. The few times he came inside condoms, I took the condoms… and yeah, I did that.

But here’s where it got weird—this cum diet started messing with my head. I found myself staring at random guys on the street, sizing them up, wondering how big a load they could produce for me. I started thinking, “Hmm, he looks like he can give me a solid 20 grams of protein.”

Here’s the issue: one guy just isn’t enough to meet my dietary needs. It’s simple biology. One load a day? Not cutting it. How am I supposed to maintain my protein levels on this diet?