So this may not go how you’d expect. So to set the scene I was 20 at the time in question and sleeping with a girl from work who was the same age. At this time we both still lived with our parents so going back to one another’s place to fuck was out of the question so we’d often stay in cheap hotels after work and this is where my tale begins.

So we’ve gotten back to the hotel after work, we worked in a restaurant (me on the bar, her as a waitress) so we smelt of food, alcohol and sweat, romantic but the lust was flowing never the less, we showered together and then fucked over the sink, the floor was already soaked which was worsened after she came all down her leg (one of the only girls i’ve been with who squirts) we got dried and crawled into bed.

About 30 minutes later she asks me if id fill up her glass with water from the sink, me being a gentleman of course said yes, now at this point the room is dark and I’ve forgotten the bathroom floor is soaked. I walk in the bathroom full stride, slip immediately, legs go above my head I swear, I fling the glass to my right which smashes off the wall and I crash on the hard floor ass first. So there I am lying naked in water and cum, dark room, surrounded by glass and I start to tear up due to smashing my tail bone…

She did shout to ask it i was alright, i bit my lip and said yeah everything was fine just don’t come in as theres glass around the floor, never felt more stupid in my life. Now 5 years on I can laugh about it but at the time damn I felt humbled.