We’ve hit another 24 hours awake, horny, tipsy, spouse-got-way-too-drunk singularity

My spouse tries so hard to keep up with me when drinking, but I always end up awake, 60% less drunk, and without any ability to address the sexual urges that go unrepressed when whisky enters my system.

I end up wanting to find someone else to satisfy those urges, and always end up backing out. Does it make me a bad spouse, does it make me a borderline cheater? I don’t know if I would say no if I knew I could get away with it.

It would be easier if they were less forward with sexual advances when they are drunk, but then they sit on the couch and immediately fall asleep, so I’m left adrift in a sea of wanting sex but unable to get it unless I cheat.

It’s a slutty confession sub, so I’ll confess that I usually end up trading nudes with redditors and that fills a small margin of the desire