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This is more of a funny confession than a slutty confession that I was reminded of while talking to a redditor earlier about camping.

Me and a buddy when on a 3 night backpacking trip a number of years ago. Our first night we set up camp near a river.

After a long, hot, sweaty day of hiking we decided to take a dip in the river. I said that I was going to get my bathing suit on. He said that he didn’t want to carry a wet suit the next day and since it was secluded he asked if I’d mind if we skinny dipped. I was a little worried about the whole “shrinkage” thing to be honest but I agreed.

We both get in timidly (water was cold compared to the air) and without much eye to cock contact. We stayed by the side of the river which was maybe two feet deep but we could submerge ourselves up to our necks. It was glorious.

After hanging a while like that I realized that the rushing water felt good. Like too good. What started as the current making my cock flop back and forth turned into a legitimate hardon. Wasn’t sure how I was going to get out.

Within a couple minutes my buddy broke the tension. He stands up with the water up to his knees, hard as a rock, and says “look what the river did to me”.

I laugh, stand up and said “she did it to me too”. We both laughed our asses off and headed to our towels to dry off.

In all seriousness, getting out into nature is super liberating.

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