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I was grocery shopping today and I think everyone has seen those hilariously long cucumbers at one point or another. But what made this one stand out was unlike the others it oddly resembled a monster cock. Maybe it was just because of my mind because it had what looked to be a knot and flared base but I just had to buy it and try it for myself. When I got home that was the first thing I did. I tried getting it in for half an hour to little success. It was that knot. Eventually I just gave up and ate the cucumber as part of dinner.
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