I must preface this all by saying that I am a straight Asian male in my mid 30s and haven't had many sexual experiences in my life. I rarely pursue sex (I’m talking less than once a year). It’s not for religious reasons or anything - it’s just simply because I just have other priorities in my life like my career which gives me satisfaction and purpose in my life. I generally satisfy my sexual needs with good old masturbation. It was only recently that I stopped watching porn since I felt like it was an unhealthy habit and also I honestly got bored of it to be honest. Anyway, what I’m trying to say is that I don’t get much sex but last week I had the kinkiest sex I’ve ever had in my life.

So I had a friend’s birthday last Friday and we all got drinks at a bar. I was introduced to my friend’s neighbours who are very lovely normal people and one particular person caught my eye - Kylie, a cute British woman who recently broke up with her long-term boyfriend. 

As I introduced myself, it turns out that we met very briefly at another friend's birthday. Anyway, after a few hours at the bar, we all headed back to my buddy’s place for the after party where we sang karaoke and drank home made cocktails (much cheaper than a bar!). Throughout the night, I felt like I was making jokes and keeping things light - maybe I was flirting? If I was then, well done to me!

Anyway, I took a moment to get some air outside and sat on the porch. I was just chilling by myself and there was a small group nearby me which she was a part of. She saw me and said to me:

‘Now why you’re by yourself?!

“Oh I’m just getting some air, I just need to chill for a little bit," I replied.

Now, I’m laying on the porch like a queen on a chaise lounge. She comes and sits next to me and I lazily make room by putting my legs on top of her lap. I figure this is me giving her an out.  

We chat more about her life and her job and about eventually I tune out and just start looking deeply into her eyes and lustfully into her lips. Guess she must’ve noticed cause we eventually start making out. 

Now, remember I’m in my awkward seating position thinking of giving her a way out. But she was kissing me and it was very sensual and nice so I sat myself up properly and started making out with her properly.

Were we drunk? Yes. 

Did it make it any less enjoyable? No.

Eventually our buddy came out to the balcony, and he was not in a great position so we stopped our make out session and checked up on him. We eventually get our friend to his bed and make sure he’s in a position where he doesn't vomit on his back. 

Once we got him rested and comfortable, everyone basically called it a night until it was just me, Kylie and my buddy’s neighbours. They’ve seen us making out and quickly left the apartment until it’s just me and Kylie.

While just in the doorway, we were aggressively making out while we hastily took each other’s clothes off. Under her dress she was only wearing a g-string with no bra. She had very cute perky breasts but an ass that was irresistible. I kept kissing in admiration on her ass, neglecting other parts of her beautiful soft body. 

Being aware that I’m in the hallway which is next to my buddies bedroom (who is still passed out in his room), I led Kylie to the office room next door my buddies bedroom and laid her on the carpet and then made my way down to her pussy to lick her pussy. 

I start licking her slowly and I can hear her moans of pleasure. I start to pick up the pace and I can hear her moans building and building. I keep at it with my pace and eventually she starts to cum. It’s hot. 

She collects herself and we switch positions where now I'm laying on the floor and she starts to kiss my body and my dick. 

Now, by this point of the night, I have had quite a few homemade cocktails in me. Also I’m in my mid 30s so the combo of being average body mid 30s with alcohol is a disaster when it comes to my dick getting erect. 

After giving my dick a few opportunities to wake up, I decide it’s not going to happen so I raise myself off the carpet floor and tell her:

‘Im sorry my dick is not going to play tonight’

‘But I want you to fuck me’

‘I will, just not with my dick’

So I laid her back on the carpet floor, then motioned her to sit on my face. She obeyed and I started to eat her pussy while she was on top of me. I can tell she loves it. I'm getting quite hot thinking about her pussy on my face, with my arms locked around her thighs. 

I lick her clit in a circular motion at a constant pace, which causes her to moan. The constant pleasure building and making her orgasm climax slowly. As she was closing to climaxing, she grabbed my hair and uncontrollably grabbed it tight. I kept going at my pace, licking and licking as her grip on my hair tightened and tightened. I could feel her thighs on my head tighten. When she came, all tension left and she was finally able to relax to catch her breath.

I got out of being under her thighs and got her to sit in on me cowgirl position. As she laid on top of me, she was grinding away on my dick. Frustratingly, this still couldn’t get my dick to wake up. 

But in the heat of the moment, I just slapped her ass which she instantly replied:

‘Yes, slap my ass’. 

The night suddenly just got more intense for me.

I again slapped her thick ass and she moaned in pleasure. I then repeated slapping her again and again, each slap testing her limits. Eventually the increased strength of my slaps and her tolerance for it gave me the safety of mind to slap her ass REALLY hard. 

WHACK! 

And to my pleasure, she moaned real loud as she gripped her fingers on my shoulders.

“Please slap me again”

She didn’t have to tell me twice so I slapped harder.

WHACK!!!!

She moaned harder and just fell on top of me. Breathing deeply and trying to collect herself.

We switched positions again where she was on her knees in doggy style. I again slapped her ass which was followed by a moan. I then followed it with a gentle kiss on the red ass cheek I just hit.

After a few times of doing this, I went to lick her butthole. I guess I only recently discovered I like eating ass. Something about it is so dirty and thrilling. Also every girl who has received my ass eating has been surprised by how much they enjoyed receiving it. 

My knees started hurting and also I was getting thirsty after all the eating and licking I’ve been doing so I decided to pause and get myself water. I also hoped that a water break will help with my ED. We both had glasses of water and then we returned to it, starting with a deeply sensual making out. 

She whispered into my ear 

‘When are you going to fuck me?”

“I’m sorry but looks like you’ll have to wait”

I switched her body so that her dick was positioned between her butt cheeks. My hands were free to play with her pussy and tits. Kylie was moaning as I was caressing her body from her pussy, along her stomach, cupping her breast and then my hands made her to her collarbone where I caressed the area with my fingers. 

She then whispered to me: 

‘Choke me’

Now, let me be clear, I've never choked anyone during sex in my life. I’ve only seen it in porn and even though I’ve always found it a turn on, I never thought I’d come across someone who would actually like it. I was honestly taken back a little by it but I did ask again:

“Are you sure?”

“Yes. Choke me please”

And with that, I took my hand into her neck and slowly gripped her neck. I was afraid of fully choking her so I started with a gentle light grip and then slowly tightened to a medium grip. Again, I’ve never done this before so I really wanted to restrain myself. She was breathing in pleasure - sexually intoxicated. 

With my hands gripping her neck, I slapped her ass again. Kylie moaned in reaction. 

I counted my blessing to the gods for letting me live out my porn fantasies that night. I was completely overwhelmed with this sexual experience. What’s incredibly frustrating about this experience was that I was still experiencing ED at this point but win some, you lose some eh?

After a few rounds of me fingering her pussy aggressively and licking her pussy, we realised that we were in the same apartment for over 3 hours! It was now 5:30am!!!

I was getting tired anyway so I made the call to get out of my friend's apartment. We quickly checked up on him, and he was fast asleep. We took a cab and went back to Kylie's house and then had one last spanking session before I said enough cause I was really tired at that point. 

When we eventually woke up, I was still frustrated that I couldn’t get an erection so I could have penetrative sex so I fingered her pussy as a nice morning glory surprise for her. 

I eventually left her house once we both realised it was 2pm. I swapped details with her but unfortunately I haven’t heard back from her :(  

I still masturbate to this night cause it has been the hottest kinkiest sex I’ve ever had in my life so far. I kind of knew before but I guess this experience really made me realise how much I enjoy my dominant tendency in the bedroom. I’ve mostly had vanilla sex so I feel grateful for this experience to explore and try something a bit spicier. What a crazy night to explore my sexuality and kinks, even if I was experiencing ED.