this takes place like a year ago, right at the peak of my seasonal allergies. I was at a friend's place, and the plan was to hook up. It was like a sorta rebound thing, long story. My allergies had been pretty tame all day, might've sneezed a couple times but nothing too serious. The tragedy occured after he'd undressed me and was on the verge of entering me. I felt as if something was tickling the inside of my nose, and soon enough I erupted into a thunderous chain of sneezes. All my fellas with seasonal allergies can tell you, it gets fucking bad when you enter a sneeze streak. It's like you've lost control of all motor functions and have to just endure the absolute apocalypse taking place in your face. You start tearing up and it sends shivers throughout your body (not the good kind). So as it finally slowed down after a solid 5min, I was a mess. We ended up just watching a movie together, with a generous amount of tissue boxes by my side. It was a weird scene tbh, I was still naked and teary eyed blowing shit into tissues while Superbad (I think) was playing. I felt so bad, less because of missing out on the sex (tbh I'm not the biggest sex haver, only had it once) but because he had to deal with my shit and get no pussy. Like wow way to be a burden.