So for some context my friend, let’s call him david. David and I met a few years ago in passing and not much came out of it. A few months ago, almost a year now, we rekindled our friendship, kinda.

We hung out a few times, it was a bit awkward at first but I think we started warming up to each other finally but to my luck he leaves.

He had an opportunity to travel for some pretty cool stuff. So because of him leaving our friends threw a going away party for him.

The night was going well, I was pretty tipsy, having the time of my life. At one point in the night everyone had disappeared for a little bit and me him and our friend were sitting around talking and drinking.

David being David he makes a lot of jokes about banging me. I go along with them and we all laugh but this night was different.

He took me out of the room we were in to make it seem like we were “going to fuck” we move to this like cubby in the basement and next thing i know this man is in my face.

Now mind you this man has told me he’d “actually fuck me” so many times and it seemed like he was being serious this time. I literally told him I’d be so down as long as he did it and didn’t regret doing it.

I could tell my face was beat red and I got so warm. He kept hugging me and nonchalantly putting his arms around me and it made me so bothered (in a good way).

That happened a few times though out the night before we all went home. I don’t think I’ve ever nervous laughed more in my life.

That man for whatever reason gets me so bothered all the time and I really want him to be serious at some point and actually fuck me.

Like he had the audacity to tell me he’d fuck me in missionary just because he thinks my eyes are beautiful!!

How do I take that as a joke!?!

That sentence alone made me want him inside me.

I want to say something to him but I also don’t want to ruin our friendship and I’m also respectful of the weird situationship he’s in right now but god I want him in me.

Edit: I forgot to mention he’s seen my Reddit. I don’t know if he follows me but if he does; Get your shit together and fuck me when you come home dude 😭

Thank you for coming to my ted talk 😂