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My poor ex BF wanted to try something new one time and brought up size play, wanted me to tell him about how I have had bigger and what I really thought of his cock.

Well he wasn’t the biggest to begin with but I was happy to oblige. Gave him a nice oily handiob whilst telling him about how his little shrimp couldn’t satisfy me and that I have been faking it all this time, that i bed he wishes it was at least 3 inches bigger…. Everytime we did this he would bust within seconds.

When post nut clarity came to him one time he asked me if what I was saying was true…. His face when I said not all of it. But you do have only an average cock, and I have taken much bigger that made me cum.

I don’t think he got over that, reading between the lines of never having made me cum from penetration.

Either way, boys! Size matters 😉 don’t believe those that say otherwise!

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Around 5” when rock solid

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Haha I’m happy with 6.5 ish! 7 is a fit… 8 probs be too sore the next day

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See now watch the reactions……

Too big for me. I want between 6-7.

But hey this is funny watching everyone lose their mind over a confession

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Best copy and past that on the 92 other comments then 😘

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Here we go again 😉

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Well isn’t this the national answer we have all been waiting for?!?!? 😄

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Yes had 9” and not for me!

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Can we not have a confession without some goodie two shoes handing out participation medals?!

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You still hear commenting. Not got some back alley to flash your vag in?

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Stick around then tramp 😄

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Very much is me 😄 come back and try again with something a bit more original!

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That’s a lot of words for not much input.

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Womp womp. We found the shrimp 🍤

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Third time you have posed some comeback - still not hitting tho is it. Try again.

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Was that the best you got? I’m not worried about what I have 🙄

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The fucking state of your page 🤮

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Crack on! All I said was size matters! 🥳

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But it didn’t? Are you autistic or just a bit useless at trying to insult someone?

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Go back to computer games you little autistic garbage collector 😘

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Your time will come. You just won’t in me if it’s small.

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Yeah you know an average… then think a little more than that. So above average. Nothing nauseating about that.

You seem to have some issues stan, I think you need some counselling.

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Show me where I have and then you have a case. If not then it’s a problem with someone else sorry! 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Hahaha u/BratHunter who’s deleted their main comment because they can’t hack that I clap back?

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Can’t take you serious as you are only role playing sorry

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Where is the roast?

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My gosh you small dicks are nearly as bad as vegans for shouting about it!

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Okay and….

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