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I'm a handyman who winds up fucking a lot of my clients
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So one of my jobs entails me stopping by people's houses to fix whatever they have that's broken. Sometimes it's some electrical work, sometimes it's a door that won't close properly, really it could anything.

It's a bit of supplemental income, and it's nice to be able to help people out, but the really great part is how many housewives I wind up fucking. It's not all of them certainly, but it's fairly common.

I don't ever make any first moves, but you can tell when one of them wants some cock. They'll usually say something like "it's nice to have a man who can fix things, my husband/boyfriend is so useless". I'll usually say something along the lines of "Oh come on, he must be good for something", and more often than not they're bent over the kitchen counter within five minutes. Life is pretty great!

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