Someone asked me about my record and I thought it'd be best to put it on this sub since it fits.

So I have an Infraction 307.178 on my record and I got it because I forgot to put my seatbelt on while trying to get to a family emergency. I got pulled over and I was in such a rush/panic that when the cop was dressing me down I realized he was also pretty much undressing me with his eyes, so I told him I'd suck his dick if he let me go, he asked me to repeat myself and instead of thinking I might have been incriminating myself I repeated myself and he said "Alright then" then walked back to his squad car and I thought I was screwed.

He returned after a minute or two and said he had to turn off his dashcam, he undid his belt and pants and I got to work, it wasn't long until he was cumming in my mouth and I had to make sure nothing spilled from my mouth or his dick, he then told me to wait as he went back to this squad car and returned and issued me my $10 fine and said "Good doing business with you." Then left.

I went to reply "Asshole" but choked on a bit of spit and some cum that hadn't been swallowed, so nothing came out and I put my seatbelt on and carried on.