This is going to be a bit different from my usual "stories", hope it's accepted!!

Obviously this is a real experience but, if anyone has doubts, this week I'll be publishing some stuff on the hotel - anyone that knows the hotel will know my review is real.

Here we go!

Chris found a "swinger friendly hotel", all inclusive, in Cancun - Temptations. I wasn't hard to convince to give it a try, we're both amazing friends and ridiculously sexually compatible. We booked everything through a travel agency and basically packed our sluttiest outfits, bikinis and tons of latex-free condoms (I'm allergic to latex).

Many many many things happened, but I will focus for a bit on the hotel, in case you're planning to go.

I have to start from the bad, and the ugly. I am NOT going to sugar coat anything. My life is not perfect (although is quite cool!), so I'll happily share everything! 

The bad: 

1. It's not a swinger resort - is a swinger friendly resort. The difference is HUGE, and flirting was super hard. Yeah, there was topless almost everywhere and there was NO judgement regardless of your outfit (which is amazing), but it was not a swinger club. I'd say 10% of the couples were swinger.
2. The hotel itself is... Not worth the price. The rooms are not great, the swimming pool is warm, the beach is terrible, the staff is rude... Everything they offer is "we're different!", and honestly they're just a bad hotel with topless.
3. They were constantly running out of food - fries, deserts, SPOONS, bottle water... It was hilarious at some point, we made bets around what items they would run out of the first. How can a Mexican all inclusive resort run out of TACOS. Sigh.
4. You want good alcohol? You need to be a VIP. Access to the "good" parts of the hotel? Pay $1000 to be a VIP. Oh, you want fries with that? Only for VIPs, sorry! Ugh. 

The ugly: 

1. On our second day we literally were stolen 3h of our time to go into kind of a scam which was mandatory, were they tried to convince us to spend (no joke) $100 000 (I have made no mistakes with the number of 0's) into a kind of holiday package. Bitch I'm not stupid nor rich, wtf. This was a super terrible experience. I've been told americans are more "used to it", but for us it destroyed our mood for the day. We literally said "no" on the first minute, but they didn't listen. 
2. I couldn't get on the shoulders of a guy on the swimming pool to play and have fun, WHILE literally 3 huge black guys were INSIDE the swimming pool smoking the biggest cigar I've ever seen, on a smoke-free area. Security was overall useless and overlooked real incidents. And when I say real incidents, I mean real incidents.
3. SO many drugs. One of the few days I decided to stay for the "hotel's party" with a bunch of guys, a group of 5 guys arrived SUPER high on cocaine and began literally disturbing (the original word is not allowed, but you can imagine) girls and waitress. Security did nothing and, of course, most of us left. Next day, the same guys came back, and we directly turned around and left the "party"  

The good: 

1. Chris has made everything super easy. We challenged each other - suck a guy in a public space (I sucked a guy on the stairs of the hotels while people were passing by, not caring at all), masturbate a guy on the bus to one of the trips, have a walk with cum on your tits, flirt with a couple... It was, honestly, super fun because we made it super fun.
2. There were A LOT of super cool people around - we both improved our English, I went out of my comfort zone and decided to party (whenever it was safe...), we have both wore outfits we would NEVER wear IRL... We've pushed ourselves, and I loved it! 
3. The food, although escarse, was quite decent almost everywhere. 
4. The gym was surprisingly well equipped hahahaha
5. Every night we had a different show, and ALL of them were between good and fucking incredible. I promise, i n c r e d i b l e.

The amazing: 

1. Guys... The playmakers. They were SO sexy, SO fun, SO amazing. We literally cried when we said our goodbyes, and some of them have promised to come back to visit us. The games they made were incredible, how they played "matchmakers" was amazing.
2. The trips - flashing in Chichen Itza, masturbating a guy on the bus on our way to Holbox, almost dying from the heat in Tulum, swimming in the sacred Celotes... Mexico is such a beautiful country full of surprises and nature!! And the guides were just 10/10, the BEST guides I've ever had in my life
3. The challenges we knew we had to do literally made us had wet dreams, and this is something we have both discussed and laughed about hahahahaha.
4. One or two days before leaving, we somehow convinced two decent guys to have sex with us and I promise to this day I don't even know the name of one of them (Xano? Shanon? Chanow? Something like that). They were both hetero, but they had SUCH complicity and were so cool with each other - asking for turns, sharing us, pushing my head against the other guy's dick while fucking me... 10/10 experience.

Overall: 

The hotel is terrible. I went with my best friend, we had tasks and challenges, we had fun and tried to make the experience as amazing as possible - but the hotel was plain terrible. There's nothing I can say to promote the hotel, it was terrible. I had SO much fun and laughed SO much about how terrible it was. It was so bad I can't even think of decent synonyms for "terrible" because I still feel numb from spending what I had saved in almost a year to go to the world's most terrible """swinger""" hotel. Certainly this adventure made Chris and I become even closer because it was us vs the world, and I believe we succeeded!

(I published this one on another sub, but maybe you can enjoy it here too!)