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Bamm from minn-a-soda
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Bamm from Minnesota! I had broke up with my chick and had a house alone. I was like 25, 26 my Mexican homeboy had broke up too and was in process of looking for an apartment so he was crashing sometimes but he was like 20 so he was ripping and running. I had one more good friend who was a black dude who cheated on his chick with any girl anytime anywhere. I only mentioned race in this story bc it goes to the story of bamm! Mannn.. all we did was smoke weed and chill. It was a 3 bedroom house in a nice neighborhood. I came in one day and my Mexican homeboy was on the couch with this fine ass bright yellow chick about 18 or 19. She was sitting pretty close to him so I figured he was trying to fuck. But he has left about an hour earlier and when he did I had went to the store I knew all his bitches so I was confused. I'm looking at her. Hes like yo, let me holler at you. We step in the other room and he says I gotta go to my bm house. Is it cool if I leave her for a minute. I'm like yeah but what's up with her? Where she come from. He said I went to the mall to get some shoes and a hat and she was working in fanz. She said I was cute in the hat.. I ask if she like bikes, she wanted to ride. She said I'm off in like 5 minutes. I m like can I try n get it or naw? He say Idc I already hit it. That quick? Thru the door. Get it. I'll be back. He just walks out. I go in living room I say like you work at fanz? Yea. That's dope I like them jerseys and shit. She say I like them jersey dresses. .. me too . You ain't from here you talk funny , whats your name. I'm bamm I'm from Minnesota and if we was there you'd talk funny mfkr. Oh you got jokes? What else you got? She say not a lot. I came down here to roommate with my bff and put all my money on the move in and it was in her name she kicked me out. I'm just trying get on a bus back to Minnesota I been stressing. I barely got this job rn. Word. You in a hurry, like you need to go tomorrow. She say no. It's just ain't nowhere to go . Where your boy go? Check on his bm, he be back. She say, this is your house? Yea. Why he said it was his? Naw, but we just came in and nobody was here. I say yea we do it like that I got another partner be over here too. He prolly just walk in any minute. I'm like shit if you ain't gotta leave then you don't just gotta leave you seem pretty straight to me. Rolled up. Sparked it. She say you really don't talk funny. I like how you guys sound down here. She say - how y'all? Say it? "Y:aaalll" she dragged it out. I'm in like - no, you got to annunciate that shit. You got to open that mouth wide so it ome"cum" out right! Innuendo she laughing. She open her mouth wide. I saw that tongue ring. And a super double wide big tongue. Whenever I see those, no matter the 10 thousand time I always act real excited make my eyes big and tell a lie. "WHAT?? A TONGUE RING TOO? U KNOW AFTER ALL THESE YEARS AND RELATIONSHIPS AND EVERYTHING. SOMEHOW I JUST AINT BEEN INVOLVED WITH A GORL WITH TONGUE RING. They usually get to talking about how could that be. And I'm like idk but it's crazy.. I hear all this stuff about them and I be wanting to see. Just ain't happened though.. is the shit I here true? Why you get it? Is it like your finishing move super power? Then I hit em with man come on you don't know what you doing. She said "ask your homeboy" I reply I ain't trying ask him I'm trying see what it do. She hit the blunt again and I'm standing up while she sitting on the couch. She say everytime I smoke I just get horny.-. I say what you just wanna put something in your mouth or what? She like it's whatever. My pussy just be wet and throbbing. I just pulled my dick out. I say show me what the big thing is about these tongue rings y'all be getting. Bamm is a slurper. A gurgler. She gawk gawk all that.. way back in like 2k . They ain't even made it up yet she was doing it. I'm needing it up like oooh I never had head so good.. mostly bc she done pulled her titties out and she on her knees unbuttoning her pants and I'm knowing like 30 minutes ago my boy just fucked her so I'm just trying bust in the bitch mouth but she knee sliding aggressive and cyclone moving her body. I put an end to it. Grabbed her head pushed it down fucked her throat and cummed. Bamm licked her tongue out to put the cum on her face then wiped it on her hand and licked it back off and swallowed. Looking at me. Never blinked. I say ooh fuck bitch. That's how you doing shit I promise you can stay until you get paid and get that bus ticket! Still on her knees she looking up smiling. She say that's all I gotta do is suck you up? I do that anyway when I get high. I say and your pussy just stay wet. She say I be having to take extra underwear in my bag and shit to work. I say man I might not let you get to Minnesota! She say I don't want your partner to be mad tho. I think he kinda cute and he was cool as hell. Girl don't worry bout that. We been brothers and we ain't never beefed behind no bitch I won't do it. He won't neither. She say see I knew I liked you Texas boys mfkrs in Minnesota be tripping n shit. I say fuck Minnesota, rn you got a house in Texas and we player with it, you don't even know how much.. you gonna see though BAMM! she lol'n . I ask again, y they call you bamm again. She say mfkrs be like i wasn't even gonna cum then you did that thing and. She said. I started saying "bam" and they was like "bamm" yea thats it. I'm like so you just taking pride in making mfkrs cum in your mouth. She say you liked it. I say ikr. She would like wave her wide tongue in ripples under your balls but somehow still be getting the dick in out and down. She had duck lips. . I say goddamn right "bamm" . I say you was moving around like you needed some dick in you bamm, you ain't get enough earlier. She say I was squeezing my pussy muscles. When I'm sucking dick if the dude get real into it I can make my pussy cum. Just from sucking dick?? I ask. If I like him. And if he like it. And you know how the dick get a little harder before you cum? I said yes I felt that mfkr get super hard rn more harder than usual. She say your subliminal prolly picked up on my body and how when you was Cumming too. Every where. Man quit lying bamm. Let me see. She stood up and slid her panties off flipped them inside out. Drenched. I said all day went? All day she answered. I said wet pussy tongue ring. Cums when sucking dick. Licks balls. Pretty cool. What's wrong with you then? You don't take it in the ass? She said I take it anywhere. Bam what the fuck you do in Minnesota? You killed somebody or something? You crazy af.. come on you ain't just fine like this doing all this and just ain't got nowhere to go. She say I wanted to get away from where they knew me and just come see where it was at my friend say Texas n*gas was fine and then Minnesota boys be lame. Plus it's cold down there all the time n I wanna walk around with my ass out. . I say bamm you do it like this, you ain't never gotta go. We were laughing it up. I said don't worry bout making nobody upset but it's my house so just listen to me and I'll let you know what's what. She say ok. I'm like no. Bet . She said bet? What is that? I say in Texas when someone say something and you agee with it or whatever acknowledge it you just respond bet. She like bet! I'm be right back bam I gotta do something in the room. She say can I take a nap somewhere. I pointed to a door. It's a mattress in there and everything prolly towels in the bathroom. Holler at me you need something. .. and bamm .. "huh"? I might have to be waking you up with my dick in your mouth real quick all that tongue ring shit I'm trying see before you burn off! Bet. She said. I go to do whatever. It been like a couple hours I ain't seen bamm I had opened the door she was no sheets. But like half covered by a towel. knocked out she was high yellow up top so you know she had a light colored pussy. One leg was half hitched kinda thrown off the side of the mattress. That pussy was so pretty. Bald.. pink. 20 years old. I'm like man I'm bout to fuck this up for a month in my head. Dude still ain't came back but other partna d came in. What's popping? I'm telling him about this shit. He like naw! Naw; naw! Every point I make. I tell the whole shit just like rn. Then I say hell yeah. She passed out rn . He like where? In the back on that mattress? He say no she ain't. Man come on. I open up the door. Pussy still out . Side boob an a little pink nipple showing. It was kinda getting dark outside so I flipped the light on. I say I told you. The light and words kinda made hero wca little and she opened up her eyes. I say heyyy bamm I was just telling my homeboy about my friend was gonna be staying here awhile so don't be tripping if it's just some girl in here. This d. I told you earlier he prolly just fall thru. She say hey d. And did a half smile and waved. He say what's up bamm. Im let you get back to sleep you must be tired. She like I'm prolly bout to get up. I said alright. Well now y'all met. Everybody know everybody who here so we all good and ain't got no worries. Do what you do bamm these dudes my brothers. They just like me in here. Whatever you need.. she say thank you . I closed the door. We go in the other room. He say ooh I'll beat the brakes off that pussy. Im rolling up. She ain't even move when we was talking. Pussy just out. I say I told you. Dog that bitch a freak.. but I had forgot to tell you. She say everytime she smoke ths she get horny and ths pussy leak. He say fr? I'm like frfr. He hit the blunt held it eye level to me and just nodded at me. I said hell yeah shoot at it . He just walked down the hall opened the door and it closed. I was smoking another blunt when he came out with a towel hanging over his shoulder wiping his face. God damn bro. That bitch there. I'm saying bro. Then here come bamm she got just a white t on no panties. Hair kinda wild. She say I'm have to take another shower. We all laughed. She say man I hope your homeboy don't come back tonight I wasn't ready for this. I say I thought you wanted to come to Texas. She like hell yeah but I ain't never just do it like this. Yea we different. We been on that switch shit over here. I say you might need to call in yo homegirl, let us take that stress off her so y'all good again. Bamm say fuck that bitch she and getting none of this. I'm keep y'all! Bamm you gonna keep us? You just could do it like that. Handle up huh. She say I gotta try y'all cool af ain't tripping got the spot and the weed and 1 of y'all black, 1 white and a Mexican. We sat around laughing the rest of the night. Over the next 2-3 weeks bamm sucked 1 dick while the other 2 of us played the game. Bamm got doubled bamm got tripled. Fucked in her ass on the back porch. Gave head behind tint in the driveway told shit like bamm this dude is "any name" my homeboy, super straight. Fan. Treat him like you treat us. Sometimes she be like rn? And I might say yea.. and she'll just drop to her knees. Start sucking dick. Bam hair was just unkempt after them weeks. She had got a little skinnier from fucking so much. She like ooh I lost 5 pounds I ain't trying to be skinny! I be seeing her gurgle salt water. And when she came she was a fresh young vibrant 20.. 6 days she be like ahhh! Like an elderly when she stood up.. she got dick down so much she had called in a couple times. And whoever take her to work be like bamm suck me up on the way doe. And she was a hard worker, a finisher so she'll just be head down slurping until she swallow you up in the parking lot till she got fired. Then she was like I ain't even gonna make it back. I respect bamm ain't wanna just lay around and get fucked she could of. She had more opportunity in Minnesota financially though. So I said bamm man come on, you wanna go home I got you. It was just a bus ticket. Idk 80$ bamm pulled out my dick when I pulled up to get her and sucked me until cum. I pulled up to the bus station she ran in an got her ticket. Came back and said the bus 45 minutes late. She grabbed my dick again. I say bamm you ain't gotta be on it rn. She say I never had too baby, I wanted too. I'm like I already just had busted though. She said I didn't. She had that jersey dress on. She leaned that seat back pulled it up had no panties on. She spit on her right hand lifted her hips off the seat and towards the windshield in the parking spot right in front of greyhound broad day, closed her eyes and started rubbing those pussy lips and . Left hand playing on the outside of my shorts trying to bring it back to life for round 2. I thought i was done for. Tell she started getting loud . Oooh shit. Oooh shit she'll say and bite her bottom lip. My dick getting hard af again her eyes still closed she can't see what I see it's like a few people seeing it trying to side eye it but more and more looking. She say ooh shittt. And I say bitch you better not cum until I let you. With that she opened her eyes and looked around in a glance. I knew she saw them. They knew they were seen watching. She was on her knees now in the passenger seat facing the drivers door. She trying to get to the dick thru the shorts leg. I'm scrambling to unbuckle my belt with one hand while trying to reach around her ass cheek and slide 3or 4 fingers inside that pussy as rough as I can so I can finger her insides so rough she hurt. She finally gets the dick out and my ass is off the seat. In rhythm pushing my dick to the lil pink gag thing with every stroke. I'm playing to the crowd"take that dick bitch" "work for that nut hoe'. She's got spit dripping from her chin onto her shirt, she's choking sweating gagging. I say who pussy this is? Yours! Who mouth this is bitch? Yourssss. "Bitch you better not cum. Who told you to cum. Mmmmmmmmmm. Bitch what I say . I pushed the dick in her throat and forced her head down past my balls . Held it. She was choking. I was fingering that pussy so fast and hard. She said gaaaa. And I released her head said get it ma.. get that shit. She went into pornstar mode. Gawk gawk and I said you wanna cum bitch. I took my fingers out her pussy she said yes. I said beg.. please can I cum. I punched her cheeks.. looked her in the eyes . Stuck my fingers in her mouth and did a fish hook for a second. Let her loose said suck that fucking nut out slut. She got right back on it and It was like her 4th gak that I said cum bitch. She went oooohh and I slapped her ass so hard and said I said cum bitch. And I pushed 3 fingers ass fast and as deep as I could with no warning into her asshole. And pressed down with ass much pressure ass I could on the walls in that ass. Her head didn't go down or come up again. It just froze. She was shaking all over. How she was just going oooooohhhh and quivering made me cummm I grabbed her hair pushed her head down and held it. I pumped one load. Felt another go and then my eyes rolled back for what seemed like forever. And she sucked it. licked it. Cleaned it.. swallowed it all . And kissed me on the inside of my thigh and it tickled so fkn bad. I said stop bitch. .she said man I never did that. I said what.. she said squirt. I dont know where that came from. I didn't know I could. I looked over the door panel was splashed . They cloth had wet spots every where. Shit was on the window a little. Still can see it man. I said don't miss the bus.. she goes oh shit. Sits up says yea it's time. Steps out in front of every body dress still above that ass and pussy. Adjust it a little. Reaches in a grabs her bag. Walks off. Turns around and blows a kiss. Goes in cum walking.. she called once like a month or 2 later and said she wanted to come visit us. Said life was good up there. It didn't happen. It was another year before I heard from her and she said I'm down here. I'm at my friend house. I'm like why you ain't say you was coming.. she said I didn't have no time I been busy but I wanna see you. I'm like so you coming over? She said no I can't just pull up down the block.. I did.. she jumped in the car and I said where you wanna go? She told me I can't go anywhere I just wanted to see you again. I was kinda agitated like why you didn't just say it on the phone or meet when you had a minute and she said because I'm here at my bff's getting ready for my wedding! What.. bam getting married? Come on man, do he know what he got? And she goes that's the thing he ain't like you. I'm like . Like what like how I just tell you what to do? She say yea. I say how I share you. She say I cant do those things around him. He don't know me like that. I say I get it girl. So where we going? She said I can't. He in the backyard with her dude they drinking. I said he's here? Where's he thinks you are? I didn't tell him. I just ran out here down the street. " just to see me" girl go and get yo ass married. And she said not just to see you. To see if I could get married.. and she smiled real big and touched the outside of my shit rubbed the cock.. pulled it out. Work fast and efficiently. Stuck her tongue out showed me the nuf. Swallowed.. let the little mirror down and looked all over.. said I ain't got nothing on ms? Naw you good? She smiled and I asked can you? She goes what? I said get married? She said I guess we wont know unless I call you again. Her phone dinged. She looks and goes oh fuck gotta goe. Kissed.me on the cheek and said thank you I needed that. And took off running down the few houses it took. I still remember last time I saw bamm she was running bars footed to her future. And it still make me smile that she never called again.

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