Well that was a first 😂

So I was getting back home from a walk right as the mailman was pulling up to my building. This ain’t my first rodeo, I had my mail keys on me ready. It was the mailman’s first, not our normal very old white man, but a tall, lanky young man named Tremont.

He was sweet, taking his headphones off and greeting me with a smile and kind words. Then funny, asking for my number and specifying street address but phone number works now too. Then flirty, tellin me how nice my name is as he handed me my mail and asked how far along I am, only to tell me how damn amazing I look and how impressive I am out on summer walks at 8mos pregnant 🥵😌

Ummm, yes please! I sort of had a black out moment, pregnancy brain went blank in anticipation of this young black guy at least 5 years younger than me, and at least a foot taller, fucking me senseless. So I blushed and offered up my phone number while really wanting this young mailman to bring a special delivery up through my back door like ASAP.

He pulled out his phone and leaned in close to me as I started saying my number out loud to him. I stared sensually at him, still blankly thinking, literally knowing nothing about him but thinking deeply about him fucking me. Until an old lady from my building came around the corner and saw us, immediately erupting into a nonsensical spiel, mostly at Tremont, but ended in me being accused of wasting taxpayers dollars lol 🫠

I don’t know if he’s going to want to come back to my place now… but we’re for sure fucking within 24 hours