A cop pulled me over after work yesterday for speeding. I was definitely speeding but I know not to fess up ever. He came up to my window and the first thing he asked was do I know how fast I was going which of course I answered with the posted speed limit. But then he said something like “I’m sorry but I’m so distracted because you smell amazing.” I felt like I had an in with this so I told him the name of the perfume and that I would do ANYTHING he wanted if he please please please didn’t write me a ticket. I bit my lip, twirled my hair, and put my hand between my legs as I crossed them. He started laughing and got out his pen and a notepad and gave me his name and number instead of a ticket. Hopefully I get some more slutty stories out of this…