Some dirty chat today reminded me of one of the dirtiest things I've ever done. My wife's sister and family were visiting us for the holidays. We were a little wine drunk (me, wife, sis-in-law as her hubbs passed out early) and s-i-l starts talking about snowballs and how she'd never met a guy who would do one. My wife blurts out that we had done that a ton of times and it's so fucking hot.

I was cleaning up later, my wife went to bed, and her sis came into the kitchen. She put her hands on my chest and said, "Snowball with me? Please? I won't tell!"

I was drunk and went from zero to rock hard. We had an AMAZING time!

No one knows. No one can EVER know.