I just turned 20 over the weekend! While I do have a nice dildo collection now i didn’t always so im going to list 20 things i’ve stuck inside my needy achy dripping pussy…

1. I’m going to list only one of my dildos because this was my first one ever. It’s a thick long 7in insert able dildo. It was my first dildo ever and it stretched my pussy so good! I used to be only able to take a few inches but i can now take the whole 7 inches on a good day. Still my go to!

2. A hairbrush I used to have this paddle brush with a clear ribbed handle and I used to stuffy my pussy with it again and again. It would get me so creamy and wet. I wish i still had it to spank my ass with :(

3. A pillow OK i didn’t stick it inside my pussy but I remember humping my pillows so much I once brought myself to a shaking star seeing orgasm. I haven’t humped my pillows in forever but since i lost the charger to my wand vibrator i might just revisit them…

4. Pencils/pens/markers God I remember my first year of uni and i was so pent up I just grabbed my pencils and shoved them in my pussy. I don’t remember how many fit but my god was it hot pushing them out…

5. My makeup brushes I own a ton of makeup brushes and I have some particularly thick handle brushes. These too, i also stuffed multiple in my pussy. At the time I was able to fit my whole collection of brushes in 😵‍💫

6. A mop handle Hear me out… it was brand new and so smooth. I took it to my bedroom and leaned it against my bed and rode it till i came. It was so hot to know it was basically never ending and i felt so dirty for using it. I used it a few more times before i moved on.

7. A broom handle Ok…listen… it had BUMPS on the handle!! It was too thick for me at the time but it was so hot using it by rubbing my clit and pussy on it…

8. A deodorant bottle It was a mini can of dove spray and i loved to shove it inside my pussy and push it out. I think it’s why i love cockwarming and pushing my dildos deep inside my pussy. One day I want to get silicone eggs and push them out one by one.

9. A banana A classic. The banana i used was way too big so i could only tease my pussy with it. I remember covering it in saram wrap because i didn’t own any condoms… 2/10

10. The edge of my mattress I remember in my pillow humping days I used to watch porn videos of girls humping their pillows and mattresses so I tried it out. Not for me. Didn’t really do much.

11. A soccer ball. I had a soccer ball I used to just sit on and hump my clit on. Whiled clothed of course so I didn’t seem suspicious if caught.

12. A washing machine. Heard stories of girls using erratic washing machines to vibe to. Tried it once but i swear to god something was seriously wrong with my washing machine because it shook so much I got scared and stopped lol.

13. My gloved hand. I think i was bored but still horny. I don’t normally get off on my fingers I don’t know why but i still tried it out. I put a glove on my hand and fingered my self. It felt strange and foreign, like it was someone else which did things to me. I remember cumming hard like this because i imagined the hand belonging to someone else.

14. A toothbrush This is like, a classic right here. I remember this being one of the first few things i fucked myself with. it was a thin round one and didn’t really do much but was very exciting at the time. i remember even sticking one up my ass 🫣

15. razor handle must i say more? it was used without the razor attachment of course. the grip on the handle seemed very exciting and i remember teasing myself and slipping it in and out of me

16. water bottle i didn’t actually stuff the bottle inside me. this was when i was still humping my pillows so i had it under a pillow cover for some added texture. it was a very ridged bottle and was something new. 6/10

17. shower head when i got my own shower i chose a removable shower head with different settings. the first shower using it was HEAVEN! all the different settings on my clit… i don’t know what was wetter. my pussy? or the actual shower?

18. corner of a table back in my avid humping days i loved to find new things to hump and tables were one of them. rubbing my clothes clit on the edge of a table is a new type of depraved. rubbing my clit imagining it was somebody’s hand as i play with and pinch my tits… mm i might just revisit this one soon…;)

19. electric toothbrush i remember going to walmart to choose it. i wanted one with a nice handle and detachable brush head. my first time using it after i bought it… lets just say i polished more than just my teeth that night.

20. lipstick/lipgloss i have a HUGE collection of lipglosses. sometimes when in public or if im unable to grab an actual toy i’ll take one out of the many lipglosses i own (mostly one that i don’t often use) and just… stuff my pussy with it. due to its size it feels more foreign so it feels good in an exciting way. i haven’t used them often but not a bad choice :)