When it comes to butt plugs most of my experience has been with the rubbery silicon or whatever ones. I like to put one in during sex sometimes, but since that isn't happening much lately I do the same to masturbate. I can also use my nice one as a vibrator alternative and it does a fantastic job at that as well lol.

May not be that wild for some but I'd been fantasizing about wearing one out in public- either at work or out shopping or eating with friends. This week for whatever reason was a particularly good one for me and I was in a really good mood last night and still when I woke up today. So I said fuck it. I had a smaller but unopened tie-dye colored one and I grabbed the packaged. Right away I remembered it was a metal one due to the weight which I was kind of excited about since I'm a creature of habit with my squishier ones.

I was actually wet with excitement before I even put it in lol. That said, when I was getting dressed I noticed a slight discomfort but thought I was just being a baby. Luckily I had a very chill half-day today which added to the excitement honestly. It felt pretty naughty walking through the doors, taking the elevator and chatting with others. Super glad we no longer have to go through a metal detector every day omg. For a while I was enjoying myself, wiggling around on my chair when no one was around. A few hours in I had to raise my desk and stand because that uncomfortable feeling in my butt was back.. Planning for anything, I'd packed the tiniest bottle of lube and brought it with me so eventually I went to the bathroom to assess.

Turns out it maybe wasn't the most premium model having a pretty rigid edge to the part that hangs out and grinds on your hole evidently. The lube helped a bit. So did playing around with the plug while in the bathroom hahah. Anyway all was fine, like 20 minutes left to go. Our work-friend-group usually congregates in the lobby and talks, plans, etc on Fridays. When I arrived and headed over to an empty seat I was naïve to think the lobby chairs would be as nice and forgiving as my office seat. Incorrect. My back immediately straightens up and I pop up like I sat on some glasses. The conversation continued but absolutely everyone was currently looking my direction so I ignored it, sat right back down but slower, more calculated because what the fuck was that lol. I spent the next few minutes trying to casually stealth alternate sitting on one butt cheek at a time.

When I got home and told my friends- after a roast fest of me they assured me it wasn't that bad. I doubt anyone even thought about it at all it just felt like a high stakes situation on my end 😭😭 If/when I do this again I'm going to test drive it before going all in.