What the fuck happened last night? That’s what I woke up asking myself this morning. I went bowling with a group of friends, and I started talking to a woman who was probably about 15 years older than me.

I have been in an online relationship with a girl from Arizona, and I live in Michigan. Obviously, I’m horny as fuck. Well, one thing led to another, and this MILF invites me back to her place. By this time we were several shots deep along with other drinks. We end up at her house and we start making out. She was a good kisser, and my dick started getting really hard. Then she starts unzipping my pants and starts giving me head. After a few minutes of a great blowjob, she gets off her knees and says she’ll be right back. At this point I’m ready to blow my load. She goes into the bathroom and walks out with the strap-on contraption with a big dildo attached. Her personality completely changed. The first words out of her mouth were “bend over bitch!” I said “ Is this some kind of joke?” Then she slaps me across the face, grabs my arm and pushes me face down over the arm of her couch. Never being in this situation before, I thought to myself “YOLO” and let her have her way with me. So I jacked off as she did me in the ass. Had a hell of an orgasm!

When I woke up this morning, things were a little foggy, and I’m not sure how this happened. However, my balls felt lighter and it felt great to cum.