From a F28, decade plus long slut, I have to voice my controversial opinion on this topic. This poor drunk hawk tuah girl really set all of us females back because simply put NOT all thangs (dicks) need to be spit on. Like, seriously, if you’re 9 inches and I’m trying to get you hard but struggling to fit your big cock all the way down my throat then okay it makes sense and is appropriate for me to hawk tuah and spit on that thang.

But if you’ve got just an average sized, 5-6in penis (like last night and like the majority of you reading this) and I’ve been bobbing my head sucking you off with ease, I’m already semi worried you’re going to cum in my mouth and I won’t be getting fucked, DO NOT tell me to ‘spit on that thang’. You aren’t big enough. It’s not necessary. I’ll probably get more spit on your legs, or belly, or even miss you entirely, than on your penis. Tell me to sit on your dick. Or tell me to give you my ass. Talk dirty to me or commend me. Just sit back and enjoy. But know that If it was needed you wouldn’t have to tell me to ‘hawk tuah’, I would have already done it.

And just a PSA while we’re on the topic… it works even better in reverse, guys. Spit on my thang and make sure to rub it around, that will get me thinking about reciprocal behavior 😜