I've been having so much fun sexting people on reddit that tonight I got the stupid idea to go out by myself. Someone online told me to take my thong off first, which I did, but I started panicking once I got to the pub. Was I really going to try and flirt with someone there?? I went home and put on underwear and decided to try again. At the second place I went, I think the bartender checked me out so I tried flirting but I'm sure that's just their job.

In the meantime, I got a notification that I needed to verify in some subreddit. I wasn't going to do all of that but I realized if I can't cheat in real life I might as well enjoy the internet and getting attention this way since he won't give me any!