I’m a chauffeur today as my sister is undergoing a minor surgery, but they needed a driver for after she’s out of the anesthesia. The total procedure is around an hour and a half, which leaves room for a lot of sitting around and boredom. To pass the time, I decided to come onto reddit and just scroll through my feed. Low and behold, there are a couple of, let’s just say, more risque posts that came up, and before I could turn away, I glance down with a horrified look to see my bulge pushing the outline of my shorts. Mortified of the thought of someone catching me (it’s a fairly small waiting room that’s quickly filling up), I wanted to stop, but I was already turned on and just kept scrolling. It’s to the point where I have my leg crossed over the other as a futile attempt to cover the mountain that’s starting to peak. At this point, I can’t wait to get home where I can just let everything loose and release the floodgates…