So I have a massive cumfetish. Like whatever your thinking upgrade it. I’ve had ex’s freeze any cum they produce when they masturbate so that when we can see each other again I can still have it.

So I’ve been having fun interacting and sharing stories on Reddit lately, and I expressed interest in cum. Well I was recommended a local R4R subreddit and posted on it looking for a peculiar kink. A few guys messaged but only one made the criteria cut and was also interested in the idea. We talked for a few days ironing out specifics and safety etc, because I’ll admit I was scared to give out my address to some horny dude when I knew my husband was away for his job.

Eventually I worked up the courage to give it out and I closed Reddit and went to bed. When I woke up and went outside it was all there, a used condom emptied out on my car windshield, another on my gaurdrail, and the last a tied off condom still full on my doorknob.

Omg I don’t think I’ve ever been wetter. I put on the skimpiest bikini I could find and pressed my boobs on the windshield wiping the cum all over it and myself. Then I used the gaurdrail to make sure my hands were well lubricated before I finally took the tied off condom and went inside. I stripped naked and emptied it on my chest and lips. I couldn’t tell you how many times I came. I’d rub my vibrator on my chest to lube it up some more each time.

I didn’t even want to shower after but even I can recognize that I was gross. When he got back my husband was wondering what was all over the car windshield and I told him it must’ve been some teenagers pranking us before I went out to clean it up for him. I got to give him a little bikini car wash show while also using my body to scrape each bit of dried cum off. God it only made my cumfetish even more intense. I wish every morning was like that 😅