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M44 - condoms suck
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I know it's long...Do you like the longer ones or is it too much to read and you just want the quick and dirty version?

One Memorial day weekend...

My wife, then girlfriend, and I were at one of our couples friends house to celebrate a Memorial day.

Pot luck dinner with lots of drinking and games. there were 3 other couples here and a say 5 neighbors of my buddies whose house we are at.

As the night grew late, everyone was getting pretty drunk and tired and restless with chit chat and games. The party has died down and only 3 couples and an older male neighbor, who happened to be the local high school principle.

We always joked about playing strip poker but never did. Well it came up and the decision was made tonight was the night and we migrated the celebration to the dark, barley lit basement. This is not my thing, as I am not a peacock and I really didn't want my girlfriend to play either because she is the worst poker player in the world. Reluctantly I had made my way to the basement and sat at the folding table with lawn patio chairs in a nearly dark room. There was a black light in the corner and just a small light, think nightlight, on the other wall.

The cards had a white background so they weren't too hard to read but after 3 hands, my girlfriend was already down 1 shoe and I knew they were picking on her. I think she begun to get nervous but for whatever reason that night she saved us both from that game.

When my girlfriend drinks, there is a sweet spot on her journey to being drunk where she gets pretty horny. Its a very small window of opportunity and it's easily missed - Its the drunk horny Goldilocks zone.

After that 3rd hand, she had hit the drunk horny Goldilocks zone. She stood up and came and hugged me and kissed me and I could tell she was horny. She whispered 2 words in my ear. "I'm horny". Now when I say whispered, I mean she said it like Brett Farve calling an audible. The whole room went silent and the older gentlemans eyes where as big as coffee saucers with his mouth open in awe.

With that I bowed out of the completion and her and I went to find a place to calm her down. The place I found was my buddies young son's bedroom on the 2nd floor. His bed (custom built by my buddy) was the perfect height for her to lay down and scoot to the edge of the bed and I could stand there and just pump and pound her with ease.

She takes her pants and panties off lays down on the bed and spreads her legs and kind of just gently rubs her clit. She doesn't like to masturbate, but she did while I was undressing and furiously looking for my condom. I find it and get it on luckily before she finishes herself. She is soaked, I lay my cock on her pussy and start to run it up and down her slit from her clit to her opening, getting the condom wet with her juices. She had to have came a few times at this point with how wet she was. I slide my cock down to her opening and start the tip in and with little force at all just sink in, balls deep. I immediately feel her cum hard with several contractions milking at my cock.

Now I'm not exactly sure how this next part happened but it did. She basically pushed me off and out of her with her legs against my chest when she came and the condom caught and stuck on something pulling it off of me. I lost it in the dark room, I couldn't find it.

She wanted more and I didn't get to do anything except slide it in once. I finally have to resort to turning in the light and I find the condom on the carpeted floor covered in hair and who knows what. With the light on I saw the bed was getting wet with her juices and squirting.

She starts rubbing herself again and I know I only had 1 condom with me. I make the embarrassing choice of going down to the basement, where the couples and 1 neighbor had moved to truth or dare, were to ask for a condom. So I throw my shirt back on and my underwear and go downstairs and I yell down the stairwell to the basement to my buddy and his wife. I didn't feel it was right for me to go down there and peek because I left the game.

My buddies wife comes up the stairs (she is hot - I kinda secretly have a thing for her - another confession maybe) and greets me missing both shoes and a sock and she is also missing her shirt, but she has on a tank and bra still. I ask her for condoms and she wasn't sure what to think. Either I blew my wad very quickly or I was going to give it to her twice.

I follow her to their bedroom where she brings out a little basket of lube and condoms. I quickly pick one, thank her, return to her kids bedroom. This is also where she just realized I'm in her sons bedroom on his bed.

I return to the bedroom where my girlfriend is still rubbing herself. I throw my clothes off, put the condom on and do the same as before. I rub my cock up and down her slit and then slide it in and start slowly pumping in and out and rubbing her clit in circles with my thumb. She is going crazy, I can feel her cumming again within a minute or so but not as intense as before.

Luckily everyone is in the basement and I'm on the second floor. She is moaning very loudly and I'm grunting as I drive every stroke as deep as I can. I'm pinching her nipples through her shirt that she still has on and I can feel her hot squirt and juices getting on and running down my thighs, balls and legs.

I reach down with each hand and grab her ass squeezing a cheek and each hand, spreading them and then I like to kind of scratch and drag my nails up her cheeks back off her thigh. Then rubbing her clit with my thumb as I try and finish her. This does put her over the edge and she cums and squirts very hard again and she tells me she is and I can finish.

After she tells me that it never takes long, I can almost cum right after she tells me that and tonight was no exception. I groan and release a very pent-up glorious load in the condom inside of her. When she feels it her body relaxes and I pull out. We were both exhausted lol.

Turn on the lights and examine the collateral damage. Their sons bedding is destroyed, it's soaked, covered in her juices, cum and squirt. I strip the bed and I'm happy to find the mattress has a waterproof protector on it, but the bedding is totally saturated. I found disinfectant wipes under bathroom cabinet to wipe everything down with.

We dress and I make my way to the basement again and holler at the stairwell. Again my buddies wife's greets me in bra and panties but I didn't even notice really because I have to explain what we just did to her son's bed and what does she want us to do with the bedding. She told us to put it in the empty basket in the laundry room. We did and left to go home.

The following days we learned a few interesting things that happened in the basement while we were upstairs. 2 of the girls ended up bottomless and 1 guy was down to just his boxers. The owner of the house broke his foot, requiring surgery and several screws and pins along with 6 weeks off work by performing a pole dance he was dared to do.

Oh and 1 other thing we learned - pussy juice and squirt will stain and or strip the wood finish off of wood. The bed my buddy built and stained developed large discolored spot on the side of the bed where I was fucking her that he had to strip, sand and re-stain it. I was unaware it had gotten all over that - 😬.

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