I posted a bit ago about my old neighbor feeling me up when I got the mail. Since then, I've kept going out at the same time each day, but he was hiding inside. He's married so I'm guessing he was waiting for his wife to leave.

Today, I was out watering some plants and he came strutting over to the fence. Not going to lie, he looked pretty good, and he was wearing cologne. Cute. He complimented my plants and we chit chatted for a minute, before he leaned in and said, "I've seen you smoking outside. I could join you, if you want." !!!

I love having a smoke buddy! Plus, what's better than getting high and touching each other all over? I told him I'd definitely take him up on it, just come over and knock any time.

My husband came home right then so I couldn't do more, but now I'm smoking and rubbing thinking of my neighbor coming inside (my house.)